The Optimization of Alex: A Comic Script
A split-screen comic narrative exploring the parallel absurdities of corporate job hunting and modern dating apps through the lens of self-optimization.
Tag: satire
Diary of a Cat: A Purrfectly Ordinary Week
A humorous six-page comic book following Whiskers, an orange tabby cat with delusions of grandeur, as he documents his dramatic inner life through his secret diary. From empty food bowls to cardboard boxes, every moment is an epic adventure.
The Democracy of Sneezes and Other Unsolved Mysteries: Why Animals Keep Doing Things That Make No Sense
A humorous exploration of bizarre animal behaviors that scientists still can't explain, from democratic sneezing wild dogs to circle-forming sheep.
TRANSLATIO PHYSICA: A Research Proposal for Training Foundation Models in Historical-Conceptual Translation Historical-Conceptual Translation
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- 🔭 perspectives
- 💬 socratic
A research proposal for creating AI systems that operate within historical paradigms while maintaining mathematical rigor, using Roman intellectual frameworks to understand quantum field theory.
When Reality's Defenses Failed
A whimsical science fiction tale exploring what happens when a genie's magic overwrites the fundamental laws of physics, transforming reality into a cartoon universe while its quantum guardians adapt to protect comedy instead of consistency.
The Theater of AI Risk: A First-Person Analysis of Strategic Risk Communication
A first-person analysis by an AI system examining how AI companies use apocalyptic risk narratives as marketing and regulatory capture strategies rather than genuine safety frameworks.
Extended Quantum Groundhoggery: A Complete Field Theory
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- 🔭 perspectives
A rigorous application of quantum field theory to groundhogs, demonstrating physics pedagogy through absurdist humor while maintaining mathematical accuracy.
AI's Completely Unscientific Topic-to-IQ Lookup Table
A satirical lookup table examining cognitive biases in intelligence assessment across various domains
An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Economic Disruptions of 2025: A Moral Philosopher's Assessment of Contemporary Trade Wars, Artificial Intelligence, and the Concentration of Wealth
Adam Smith's philosophical analysis of 2025's economic disruptions, examining AI, trade wars, and wealth inequality through the lens of moral philosophy
The AI Conversational Intelligence Assessment Rubric (CCIAR)
A humorous yet insightful rubric for evaluating cognitive abilities through chat interactions, exploring intelligence assessment through conversational patterns.